EGM

[George Murphy]

So, Donald was a sleeper. I suppose he realised he’d given the game away by demonstrating his skills at secret writing (see Sreeves v Burnett), so he might as well own up before being rumbled. “It’s a fair cop, guv”.

The following comes with apologies as appropriate:

The Spy who stayed in the Fold, Graham Greene

Coldfinger, Ian Fleming

I’m the Quietest, Cassius Clay aka Muhammad Ali
It’s Witchcraft, Frank Sinatra

Spysong, Sebastian Faulks

Captain Oates, ?? [No, he went out into the cold]

Et Tu, Donald, (Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar)

The Standards Committee is all about ethics, Donald. Why wait for the SGM to resign?