05-11-2011, 08:28 PM
Collecting Refuse And Paper (CRAP)
Glynis,
Thank you for your waste paper products from the recent SNCL event. Sadly, I am unable to reimburse you for your contribution as I feel you may have deliberately altered the amount of waste paper to be collected. Our refuse collection officers have discovered that 90% of your waste paper that we collected were losing chess games from a Mr Patrick McGovern of Saltcoats and accordingly we feel it would be inappropriate to fulfil our previously agreed financial agreement. You have clearly pockled it as no player could lose this many games in such a short space of time.
Yours sincerely,
Manager,
(CRAP).
Glynis,
Thank you for your waste paper products from the recent SNCL event. Sadly, I am unable to reimburse you for your contribution as I feel you may have deliberately altered the amount of waste paper to be collected. Our refuse collection officers have discovered that 90% of your waste paper that we collected were losing chess games from a Mr Patrick McGovern of Saltcoats and accordingly we feel it would be inappropriate to fulfil our previously agreed financial agreement. You have clearly pockled it as no player could lose this many games in such a short space of time.
Yours sincerely,
Manager,
(CRAP).