Keep SNCL Tidy!!!

[Patrick McGovern]

Please Glynis do not be taken in by this charlatan. He will not collect our rubbish. The manager of CRAP has a long long and notorious history of letting the fair maidens down with promises he never intends to keep. More recently in his disguise as a chess player at Benidorn he left the organiser (female) with a broken heart and a string of unkept promises. "Mi angel Robin" (say in a spanish accent) left poor Ms Aguilar with a poor image of us Scots and some say she also now has a "Monday Book" (whatever that is?). In the interests of harmony I urge all chess players to remove their rubbish and keep Mr Moore out of Dunfermline.

Yours fraternally, Pat.