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Gender equality!
By George Neave (Age 50 years 4 weeks)!
(How did that happen...where do I go to collect my bus pass?)
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So the Scottish #1 Seniors team is now Motwani, McNab, McKay, Morrison (Pritchett reserve)!
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
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We have got to stop young things like George sneaking in to the Scottish seniors team. Let's set them some CS questions...
1/ Eyesight- Can you read the bottom line of the chart? If he answers W.H Collins (Glasgow Ltd) then he is out.
2/ Hearing- Can you buy me a drink George? If he responds positively within thirty minutes, then he is out.
3/ Walking- Can you walk to the arbiter to make a complaint and back again without other competitors complaining that your arthritic joints are creaking so much that they are putting them off? If he does he passes this one.
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Further to that it is maybe worth pointing out that the current new rules for the Euro Senior Team Chamoionships now require at least one over-65 player, and two if they have a reserve.